For an area full of pubs, clubs and street drinkers, the lack of nearby Public Toilets has meant that Turbo Island’s sub-station has been an open latrine for many years. This year, the stench has been heady… On Saturday night, this “No Pissing” sign appeared, shamelessly copied from an Indian sign…

However, it is difficult to see that this bright sign will make much difference, given that the nearest alternative loos are in the Bear Pit, and are open only 60 hours of a 168 hour week…